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Top 10 Reasons why Klingons don't like humans
From - Aaron Connor
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10
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They have to kill their food before they eat it.
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09
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They actually need a reason to start a fight.
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08
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Humans cut their hair every decade or so.
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07
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Humans avoid killing. Klingons just need an excuse like "I killed him because
he wasn't dead yet."
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06
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Humans have no sense of humor. They don't see the fun of poking a guy with
painstik while he's asleep.
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05
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They have no sense of honor. In the heat of battle, their only concern is if
they will live or not. Like that's important.
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04
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They're way too ugly.
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03
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They don't see the point of killing something after it's dead.
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02
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They can't take a good headbutt.
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01
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Two Words: Wesley Crusher.
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