Top 10 Cards That Better Not Show Up In The Motion Pictures Set
by Justin Larson

10

Heinously Long Enterprise Shot - Event - Plays on table. "Waste" (suspend) next 10 minutes of game while you stare at this card. Discard Event after use.

09

Will Riker's Gut - Equipment - Reports to any Riker (for free). Riker is STRENGTH –4 and now serves as a floatation device.

08

Chula: The Unexploited 5 Seconds of Footage From Scene 22A - Dilemma - Unless CUNNING< 3 present, get enraged and "relocate" your opponent OR Decipher employee (if present).

07

Shatner's Contract - Equipment - Plays to your personnel with no INTEGRITY. If opponent liked the movie Generations, act for 4 minutes, score $40,000,000 and leave.

06

Anything relating to Worf's "gorch."

05

Guinan's Dreads - Equipment - Reports to any Guinan (for free). She is INTEGRITY –2 and falls off the face of the Earth.

04

The Riker Maneuver - Incident - Seeds or plays on table. When the going gets rough, discard incident and make up some lame technobabble to get your way. If you have Will Riker's Gut in play, you can return The Riker Maneuver to play if you really want to.

03

What a Coincidence, Worf is Here! - Interrupt - Plays on Enterprise-E when facing a dilemma, attempting a mission, or meeting with strange little ambassadors. You may download Worf to that location.

02

Will Decker is in 7th Heaven! - Dilemma - Unless INTEGRITY = 666, contact V'Ger and tell her that Will Decker is lost beyond saving.

01

White Trash Trash Man - Non-Aligned Personnel - CIVILIAN - • Honor • Look around, and unless you're stupid, see the huge space-ship right next to you. - INTEGRITY: 5 CUNNING: 2 STRENGTH: 4