Top 10 Reasons why
The Enterprise-D would defeat a Star Destroyer
From - Cole Bozman

10

Stupid Imperial commanders mistake the Enterprise for an Imperial freighter.

09

Vader uses Turbolaser power to charge his batteries.

08

TIE Fighter pilot sneezes inside his helmet, crashes into Star Destroyer's bridge by mistake.

07

Data beats the Star Destroyer's main computer at 3-D Chess.

06

Geordi lets loose with a 30 minute stream of Technobabble, Star Destroyer spontaneously combusts.

05

Enterprise crew beams over Wesley. Crew doesn't stand a chance.

04

Wedge appears suddenly and the Star Destroyer high-tails it out of there.

03

Jean-Luc gives a long speech about ethics, Star Destroyer crew dies of boredom.

02

Star Destroyer fires at Enterprise, Helm explodes. Enterprise fires back, Star Destroyer partially damaged. Repeat 100 times

01

Two words: Picard Maneuver!