Top Ten Signs That Star Trek is Taking Over Your Life
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10

You say, "make it so" in casual conversation.

09

You're indignant that the periodic table doesn't include dilithium and tritanium.

08

You can use "variable phase inverter" in a sentence without excessive thought.

07

There are more than one pair of Spock ears in your junk drawer.

06

You've figured out the stardate system.

05

You have a sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra.

04

You've memorized the Enterprise crew's authorization codes.

03

You're having serious thoughts about buying that $300 model of the Enterprise from the Franklin Mint.

02

You understand Klingon.

01

You forget that today's elevators don't have voice interface.