Top Ten Pastimes While Waiting For 3rd Anthology...
Jacob Thorington

10

Make a house of cards out of your extra Stormtroopers.

09

Shave your cat.

08

Draw up plans for a lightsaber.

07

Amuse your friends with your 2-story Stormtrooper card house.

06

Heck, just build yourself that lightsaber. Then record the CIA Response time.

05

Renovate and add on to the Stormtrooper house (with your Jawas).

04

Build a thermodetonator. Record the ATF response time.

03

Apologize to your cat. Make a mental note to use shaving cream next time.

02

Try to convince the FBI to storm your card house. Record their response time.

01

Compare the response times of government agencies. Get patents on all your stuff.