Top Ten perks of being an Imperial Admiral
From - Rick Sollman

10

Get to take Super Star Destroyer home on weekends.

09

Use hat when moonlighting at a fast food joint.

08

Deep, insightful heart-to-hearts with resident Dark Jedi.

07

All the Pepsi you can Drink, and 10% discount at Taco Bell.

06

Can use your haughty English accent.

05

Someday, you too could be Digitally Remastered.

04

Your action figure will bare absolutely no resemblance to you.

03

Imperial Gold Card taken at the "Gap for Officers".

02

Hey, you'll be guaranteed an ability of at least 2!

01

If you fail Vader once, you don't have to worry about failing him again.