Top Ten Reasons NOT to become a Tusken Raider
From - Greg McClanahan

10

Think YOUR laundry day is bad?

09

When a Gravel Storm comes, it's time to start your Star Wars CCG collection ALL over again!

08

"Don't run with that Gaderffi Stick or you'll poke your eyes out!"

07

All Moisture Farmers only carry water. No Hi-C!

06

So, you think trying to find your friend in a large crowd is bad NOW?

05

Ew, yuck. No flush bathrooms!

04

And you thought getting getting on America Online is hard NOW?

03

Well, at least you won't have to decide what to wear every morning...

02

Think you're ready to take care of a Bantha? Think how hard it is to clean up after a DOG.

01

Besides Crispex, EVERY cereal stays crunchy.