Top Ten Reasons To Cut Short Your Stay At Jabba's Palace
From - Tom Pirc

10

The rancor's trapdoor is on the fritz again!

09

Barquin D'an's freaky eyes.

08

That H'nemthe that has a crush on you.

07

Those Worrts that keep crowding around you.

06

Those dang wind chimes keep you up at night.

05

The constant fighting betweeen the Nikto,Weequay,and Gamorreans.

04

That "Snow Globe" that Boussh handed to you keeps beeping.

03

Jabba ran out of snacks and is starting to eat anybody who wanders too close to his dais.

02

That B'omarr monk staring at you from the shadows.

01

Jabba lives there!!