Top Ten Things You Should Never Do In An X-wing
From - Samuel Crawford

10

Eat some french fries during an attack run.

09

Play chicken with a squad of TIE Bombers.

08

Eight words: The flight suit is not a wet suit.

07

Make a Correllian Slip without being in attack position.

06

Losing the ability to differentiate a TIE and an X-wing.

05

Mistaking a Death Star for a small moon you can make repairs on.

04

Installing an air conditioner instead of an Astromech Translator.

03

All of a sudden lowering your shields in the middle of a dogfight.

02

Accidently hit the eject button instead of the hyperdrive lever.

01

Ignore the high pitched squeal your Astromech Unit just emitted!